WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
hit her with the reverse card
Did you really cry a lot when you were on the movie set?
Give a dog a coupon, and it uses it one time. Teach a dog to cut coupons and….
ps. Meet Milly, the newest member of the wolf pack :)
why the hell are you putting your forks to bed
do you ever just read one little thing that kills you inside
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
i warned you they were depressing
are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
DO I WIN?